Regardless, if you want a spinning wind turbine on your desk – perhaps to indicate your love for renewable energy, look no further. Instead, it is powered by the sun which is another resource not often found indoors. This ironic, and completely useless gadget is not wind powered because most people don’t have windy desks. 3 Pack Stress Ball, Fidget Sensory Toy for Kids, Teens and Adults for Anxiety Relief, Cool Soft Squeeze Ball, Relaxing and Calming Desk Toy for Office and School, Fun Autism Toy for ADHD and OCD. And you can have it sitting right on you. If that image doesn’t make you ill, the thing is made of a material that is supposed to mimic the feel of real brain. The Mini Museum is a desktop display case that holds some of the most interesting specimen artifacts in the world. There are no helpful colored squares, so you’re left just twisting this poor brain until all the folds line up. Check out our tablets for kids, learning toys and educational games. The Brain Cube, $15.00īecause you’re the smartest person in the office and you want everybody to know it - this bad-boy makes the Rubik’s Cube look like child’s play. Prepare your child for a lifetime of learning with educational toys from LeapFrog. It does take about an hour to assemble, so maybe this is best to use when the boss is taking his weekly wet lunch. Next time the back of your head gets hit by a miniature rocket, you’ll be ready to fire back a miniature clay cannon ball. Fun, Safe & Awesome Bedside Mood Lamp Toy for Baby, Boys, Teen, Adults & Gamers - Best for Homes Bedroom, Living Room Or Office. This fancy looking piece of machinery is a recreation of Da Vinci’s 15th Century catapult. OnefunTech Big USB Enter Key Anti Stress Button Decompression Computer Any Vent Pillows Desktop Pillow Offices Stress Relief Toy. When some idiot buys a USB Rocket Launcher, you need to be able fight back. Da Vinci’s Catapult with Braindrops, $24.99 The advertising says it could be used as a boss-early warning detection system, though something tells me your boss would hear the alarm and know something was up. If the beam is interrupted, a five-second alarm is triggered – which is sure to scare away all but the most hardened office villains. It’s an excellent conversation starter and, when in good working condition and fully lubricated, can reach speeds of up to 220-250 RPM driven by nothing more than boiling water. Somebody keep stealing your stapler? Fired too many shots at your interns with your USB Rocket Launcher? This laser tripwire will protect you when your guard is down. The Dev Team won’t see the onslaught coming until it’s too late. Plug it in to your USB drive, take aim with the included software, and fire. When spitballs are just too juvenile, grab a computer operated rocket launcher and show your office mates you’re not to be messed with.
This is cubical warfare at its most high tech.
Sure, productivity might slip, but worker happiness will go through the roof - and what's really important in life after all? So relax, and shoot a couple of tiny, Styrofoam missiles at your cubical neighbor. Who ever said work can't be every bit as fun as kindergarten? Ok, so you'll probably never get paid for naptime, but you'd be surprised how much a few office toys will spice up the office.
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